damn swigh of 90% proof alchyhow *hic*
and dam thas body and is *hic* low akayhole talerenace *hic*
I have the Key to Time in a loakition dat you will not be ablea ti *hic* recover.
As my demands *hicup* *stumbles* where reckonized I hav decidded to allow for the hauman kalled Fitz *hic* to live.
Oh I have takein all *hic* keyas and valiu*hic*ables. Waxz konsiderin to have a joyried in the TARDIS.
Wid dah KEY to TIME, nuthink can stop my *hic* evil plans to be the TIDDILLY WINKS CHAMPIANT OF THE TIME STREAMS.
Bah, stupid alkyha